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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 02:07

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

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A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some cute stories with your crush?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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